I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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