We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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