But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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