Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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