Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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