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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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