OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going