Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?