Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.