I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.