Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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