Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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