Small penises have feelings too.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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