Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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