mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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