Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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