Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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