Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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