i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It was confusing and full of hummus
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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