He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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