I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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