Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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