Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Randomize
