I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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