whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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