Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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