she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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