i just google imaged poop.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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