apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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