Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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