i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
The uberlube is also flammable
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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