If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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