wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Its about making memories worth repressing
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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