Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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