dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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