Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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