literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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