there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
God I need to hump something, right now.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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