At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Terrible idea I love it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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