You work out of a Hotel?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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