Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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