another moral hangover. fuck.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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