I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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