Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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