i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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