I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
3pm strippers are depressing
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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