It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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