Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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