It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
accomplished twins. life is a go
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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