Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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