like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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