Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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