it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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