okay pat passed out under dana's car
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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