Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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