I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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