Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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