just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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