How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.